1. I must first tell you that in 60% of the time, you have difficulty following me because I use "boulevard" sentences.
I like to use these long sentences to express things that are quite simple to articulate and, above all, to understand.

2. As a result, you fall asleep. I would even say that, thanks to me, the times you listen to me, I replace your daily consumption of sleeping pills.

3. It’s rare that you listen to me. On the other hand, every time you listen to me, you have this deep feeling of wanting to hurt the person who reads it.

4. Let's admit it: your state of mind just before they read me is similar to when you play the lottery: you know that you have less than 1% chance of winning but you still decide to waste your time and money “just in case”.
The only difference is that if you play the lottery, you have at least a chance of winning.

5. I am broadcast on all national channels.

And those who wrote me took care of clouding the issue : with romanticism and figures of speech, while you were all expecting an ounce of realism.

Without diversions.
Especially after the frustration and/or fatigue that your job made you endure that day.

Who am I ?


*March 4 2024