1. In 2017, around 33.9% of voters in my country thought I was crazy.

2. In 2022, nearly 48 million people (counting abstainers, those who voted blank, those who did not vote for me and those who did not vote at all) call me a bastard at least once a day. Out of 68 million inhabitants, that's 71% of the country who have a certain interest in what relates to my anus.

3. Also in 2022, I won thanks to a majority of 58% of the votes. But it's 58% out of 32,057,325 voters, or 18,768,639 people. There are 68 million of us in this country.

So, in reality, I was elected thanks to a minority of 28% of the population. Isn't life beautiful?

4. Before 2027, I will have succeeded in definitively destroying "my" country.

5. There is no debate to be had on the legalization of drugs in large cities and among the wealthy classes: they are undoubtedly legalized given my re-election.

6. I am neither right nor left nor center. I follow the precepts and orders of my employers. So don't take personally what I'm putting the country through.

7. I am vegan and at the same time I like meat once a week.

8. I have yogurt before bed.

Who am I ?


*08 February 2024
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