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Davos 2016 “predictions” on Artificial Intelligence
Just after David,
"David Cam*ron",
finished his speech on his sincere desire to convince Brexiteers not to vote YES in the February referendum for the exclusion of Great Britain from Europe[1] , we were already setting up the next show.
Under the melancholic, powerful and dramatic soundtrack of the organ which accompanies the frames of the film Interstellar, people gradually take their places in the conference room.
The lights go out, the latecomers rush in, dazed and curious to see what we have concocted for them.
As huge as the first ad for the Macintosh[2].
Also intense.
Also powerful.
Also rebellious.
Also anti-system.
Against IBM.

We open the conference with a trailer[3] under the title: “Could artificial machines tomorrow accompany an administrative meeting alongside company directors? ".


Also huge.
Also powerful.
Also avant-garde.
“-I would even say: suspiciously avant-garde. A bit too much. Why not 2027 or 2024, February 16 at 5 p.m., 33 minutes and 20 seconds while we're at it?!
It all seems a bit prepared to me.
Obsolescence and all that...
...how?
What sauce do I want to accompany my burger?
What is that question ?
Who do you think You Are ?! » said "Joseph E. Stigl*tz"[4] to a waitress who was getting impatient.
“-It’s intimate… let’s remain courteous, shall we? ".
Too avant-garde?
Capitalist conspiracy?

Lobotomization project pre-organized and ready to go?


" -Turlututu pointed hat ?
-Turlututu zizikipu? » - as “Stigl*tz” liked to counter-argue against his detractors while drawing inspiration from Socratic dialectics.
Against IBM?
Or is it not the voice of IBM with the style of Jobs?
Isn't this a reconciliation?
Let us remember in this regard the words of the founder of the Davos forum, “Klaus M. Schw*b”:

“You know, we’re doing this for you…!” »[5].


His one and only goal was to sell that: the future.
Whether we want it or not.
“-Today, with Big Data[6], the world is evolving with many more possibilities: those of helping people and their needs, their pleasures, their rights, their vices too! Because we also all have vices here in this room!
We are human after all.
And what pride, don't you think?
To be human and speak so proudly about the future?

Of an almost organized future? »


To sell it to the most lucid and not to the most moral individuals.
The same day and following these remarks, "Joe B*den", vice-president of the United States of America, better known under the alias Coco kindly given to him by "Barack Obam*"[7], s is spoken against this digital revolution:
“-The digital revolution could destroy the middle class!
And yes !
Who will take his place?
Artificial machines, computers, Uber and tutiquantico! »[8]
Due to the fictitious pace and tone of his speech, the Davos forum simulated a fire drill.
B*den's hysterical screams could be heard as security led him to his chambers.
"Did he burst his pants or what's going on?" - Carlson, the director of digital conferences, asked the “B*den” staff.
-Does he realize that he is only there to try to sell American products and look for sources of financing?
Does he know that he is only there to sell and not to philosophize?
Does he not know that everything we are saying there has existed since the year 2000?
Did you brief him or not?!
This is the launching stage: we launch little by little what will interfere in everyone's future life whether we like it or not!
We are here to give those who can the chance to win the future, to earn money!
A lot of money !

And everyone else will “live with nothing and with a smile”, as our beloved “Klaus Schw*b” says.


… Oh no… I’m not happy there!
Go get me a coffee and shut the fuck up, you'll be nice! ".


*January 21 2016
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[1] - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=697KUER9KKs
[2] - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtvjbmoDx-I
[3] - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD8Dbozzod4
[4] - https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_E._Stiglitz
[5] - http://www.journaldunet.com/solutions/analytics/profiter-du-big-data.shtml
[6] - http://www.weforum.org/agenda/2016/01/the-digital-revolution-could-destroy-the-middle-class-warns-joe-biden