“-Never-ending snow everywhere! » exclaimed Thierry, a former veteran of the Indochina War.
“-We've never seen that here in Paris, you know! » he added.
'The Apocalypse'
headlined Le Mundo on the front page of its newspaper.
Closure of schools, curfew, job cuts, rise in crime, fall in the euro, rise in residents' impatience with clearance services, drop in motivation on the part of clearance services, rise in annoyance among residents, drop in traffic, increase in hemorrhoids among the most anxious.
“-This rise and fall… it’s a pretty extraordinary phenomenon! We can see the omnipotence of this chain reaction: increased anxiety among residents, reduced motivation of the authorities in the face of all this snow... it's fascinating!
It's like the stock market, don't you think?
…
Another image that we can give and which is found in all cultures is when we touch each other…” a professor of anthropology at the University of Strasbourg commented for us.
Judging these comments to be a little inappropriate and having understood the meaning of his observations, we preferred not to transcribe the end of the interview.

“…loss of appetite and weight loss in squirrels! » a zoologist even told us.

“-That’s the fault of global warming! » he added, visibly upset.
"If Ginger dies, everyone dies!
The whole planet! » he announced to us, pointing to one of the squirrels he had rescued from the storm.
It was there that we first heard the name of the one who seems to bring controversy and controversy all over the world.
It was mentioned to us again a few hours later while we were taking our coffee break.
A lady of a certain age, having left the United States 20 years ago, approaches us and says spontaneously with a warm smile.
"You know, we've never seen that.
No.
Never seen that.
Never seen this since World War II! »
And that's when she positioned herself in front of our camera which wasn't on, which she didn't know.
She straightens herself, clears her throat and continues:
“-It’s a dark force.
It's evil.

In my time, evil was the Nazis, the Reds and cholesterol.

And thanks to the army of God, the army of Justice, the army of the United States of America, we have freed Europe from evil!
…well, the cholesterol is still present but the army of God is doing what it can you know.
Today, the evil is Arabs, Muslims, Arabs, Muslims, cholesterol and this damn global warming!
We must put an end to this global warming!
What is happening now: all this white snow is nothing other than his artillery, his weapon! The bladed weapon !
White Man's Evil!
That’s what we say in our community: the evil of whiteness!
It is the first evil before all others.
As Aimé Césaire said, "
Due to reasons similar to those which forced us to cut the interview with our previous interlocutor, we decided to put an end to this discussion which was much more a monologue than a discussion: the old woman began to digress.
This is where a passer-by who had stopped to observe the scene, looking annoyed, wearing a cap, a t-shirt, shorts and flip-flops, took us to task and said to us:
“Come to our home!
'There's way more snow!
Global warming is no joke there!
I can tell you!
At home, on the farm, in Acadia in Quebec, we decided to take matters into our own hands.

It was my wife who came up with the idea: “buy a flamethrower!” » she said to me.

At first I found his request a little exaggerated. Then, after analyzing and approving it, I bought it on the internet.
And after a good night of snow, I grab the flame thrower, I open the door to our house, I see this whole ostia of a snow house: it didn't take me hours there: I 'Prepare my weapon, I say to the snow "there tabarnacle! Get out of there! It's private property, we're in Quebec, there are laws! Get out of there or I'll spray you! »
That's when I had to melt her with my gun!
So these silly little snow things in Paris make me laugh.
The French…”
Surreal scene in the streets of Paris this morning but which shows us how lucid and positive the inhabitants of this capital are.
Some of them even organized games allowing them to defy the attack of this global warming by organizing swimming sessions in the snow.
It was from there that we asked ourselves a serious question:

“-But who is this “global warming”?

-What does he want from us?
-Why attack us?
-What have we done ?
-Can we catch him?
-Is he wanted? » questions that we asked ourselves spontaneously one after the other, eye to eye, over a good beer.
This is what we will try to look for in a future article by seeing, firstly, what really happened during COP24.
Secondly, we will share with you our discovery on the identity of this global warming: direction?
Svalbard.

*18 January 2024
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMN02HtkqPU
https://www.climate-chance.org/agenda/cop24/
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svalbard
https://www.ledevoir.com/monde/519542/des-chutes-de-neige-exceptionnelles-en-france?