SENILITY: pathological deterioration of the physical and psychological faculties of an elderly person.

- Good evening everyone !
I'm so happy !
Oh la la la !
What an atmosphere!
Eh, gonna tell you the truth, I have to tell you something: I'm so happy to see you here every evening live at 8:00 p.m., that I made a radical decision. I'm going to extend this show by 2 hours.
[Applause, cries of joy and whistles from the public]
... and surely file for divorce to anticipate months of arguments!
[Audience laughter]
- But arguments about what? - asks one of the columnists.
- Well, as we will extend the show, I will come home later.
- ... or you will "sleep out".
- What ? We don't understand anything you're saying!
[Audience laughter]
- I was saying maybe you won't even go home. We know that you are so passionate about your job that you often stay with certain guests even after the show ends.
["Ohhhh!" from the public]
- But what a Hmar this one is!
How much do I pay you again?
Regardless, we will see that reduced.
[Audience laughter]
- No, I'm just kidding! You know I love you my darling.
Well, after this salary restructuring, let's move on to our first evening debate.
Our guests will face each other regarding the controversy that has dogged the President of the United States of America for years now, namely whether he is senile or not.
Why are we talking about it this week?
Because this week, this president made headlines again by confusing the Mexican president with the Egyptian president.
And that the US presidential elections will take place in a few months.
Without further ado, let's welcome our 2 guests.
[Jingle]
Good evening to both of you.

You are Grumulus, journalist specializing in US politics. You defend the idea that President Bide* would deliberately be senile to win the 2024 BWPFFOC trophy, which is a ceremony organized each year by the NGO “Better World and Prosperous Future For Our Children”.

Good evening.
- Good evening.
- So basically, you think that this supposed senility would just be a pretext to win this competition?
- Basically, that's it. In more detail, who can, for a single moment, believe that an individual at the head of the US presidency is so retarded as to be able to confuse Iran and Ukraine? Or between Iraq and Ukraine?
And we can't even talk about him being retarded because confusing Muslim countries with a Christian country is cultural ignorance at best and repeating 6th grade at worst.
And Bide* passed his 6th grade well.
He was even, before becoming the brilliant president that he is, the vice-president of the Obama administration.
- And what do you say about the confusion he made between the Mexican president and the Egyptian president?

- Look, it's not serious. To think that it's a confusion, it's not serious. We are talking about confusion between a country with neighboring borders and a country on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean.
Do you really think that the President of the US does not know the difference between a country having common borders with the country he leads and a country whose language uses absolutely different letters, namely hieroglyphs..., I mean "Arabic"?

Do you really think he doesn't know the difference between a Pancho and a Pyramid?
- I don't know. I ask you the question.
- Look, that's not reasonable. This highly qualified individual can press the nuclear button. And he wouldn't know the difference between Mexico and Egypt?
- Mind you, pressing a button is easier than getting a 10/10 in geography.
[Audience laughter]

- I would add that the name of the Egyptian president "Si-si" means "Yes-yes" in Spanish. Confusion that anyone can make.
- If I may, this "highly" qualified individual also confused the late French President Mitterand with the current French President Macron.

His confusion is no longer geographical but rather between a French president who died in 1996 and the current president. The current president who was only 19 years old at that time.
- Before you answer Grumulus, allow me to introduce our viewers to our second guest who just mentioned the "Mitterand-Macron" confusion.
André, you are a farmer and you think that Bide* is really senile and that this would hide something much more obscure.
- Exactly.
- But before you present your arguments, let's leave it to Grumulus to answer you.
- Listen, what Mr. André has just mentioned: namely, the confusion between Mitterand and Macron is not a confusion.
It is, on the other hand, the result of Mr. André's ignorance.
Mr. André has not informed himself enough on the subject.
Because at the moment, Mr. André is surely busy saving his profession.
And he's not a journalist like me.
If he had been, he would have known that President Bide* forgot to mention a fundamental detail. But he did speak to President Mitterand a few days ago.
- What do you mean “a few days ago”?
- During the last G7 summit, a high-level technological experiment took place: thanks to Artificial Intelligence making it possible to restructure an individual's thinking based on a history of data ranging from video to writing, Bide* was actually able to converse with the late Mitterand.

This technology even made it possible to make Mitterand appear in the form of a hologram.
So let me doubt the senility of this highly qualified man, President of the USA.

At worst, we could blame this American president for having confused two French presidents whose last name begins with the same letter "M".
It must also be said that Americans are not known for being adept at general knowledge.
- We will now give the floor to André. You think that Bide* is very senile, right?
- Definitely. And contrary to what Mr. Grumulus said, the US was not able to build its empire without being at least at the forefront of technology and knowledge in general.
So, supporting the fact that Bide* is not senile by asserting that Americans are not known to be arrows in terms of general knowledge, is an argument that leaves something to be desired, Mr. Journalist.
What perhaps Mr. journalist did not see was the surprising press release from the White House, following the damning report from the US Department of Justice. This report does indeed mention that Bide* "is too senile to be brought to justice" because of an obscure affair in which he misused classified information.
Well, that's another story again.

All this to say that the United States' own Department of Justice says he is senile.

To that, the White House says that he will only have to pass a physical test, thus ruling out the most important test: the cognitive one.
- Very good and so? I mean, if Bide* is truly senile, who runs the country?
- This is exactly the question I asked myself.

How can we really believe that a country can be led by an individual who remembers neither the year he was vice-president nor the year his son died?
And yet the country continues to be ruled.
The other question I ask myself is:
By whom?

*February 27, 2024
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