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Exclusive interview between Emmanuel Macro* and one of his employers, who summoned him to congratulate him on his hard work
“- Throw them some good meat... they're hungry there! Go fucking ahead! Get off your ass!
... what do you mean "what brand"?
...are you kidding me Macro*?
... that's it, that's good: I prefer it.
Give them the 'Goodsleep' brand. This is good quality! : it makes you watch cartoons. But give them 'adult': it's safer.
With what is happening at the moment, we have to temporalize.
Mmm, that's it but... just shhh actually... listen to me: don't do anything stupid afterwards.

Serve them this wine of social networks: try to fill it in a glass that conditions them to see only that. And put out an art-colored tablecloth.


Okay, go get me some food: I'm going to starve.
Oh and don't forget to tell the guard to summon me on... the... that thing... help me fucking! ... well the president of... shit the...
Damn, I'm letting myself go too much at the moment: I'm a big mess! – he said, suddenly looking at his stomach.
Tell him to summon the German president.
Other than that? Should I remember something else or is this the only thing I have to do today?
Oh Macro*? We are waking up !
Well, you shouldn't have sniffed everything I gave you. You are lacking, you are struggling: you already have the chance to be by my side instead of dying like all the other humans.
You have to realize how lucky you are, you know? Because there are billions like you who aim to be by my side. There are plenty of Macro*s on Earth.
And anyway, it's the natural configuration of the system to have Macro*.

Do you want me to remind you of this beautiful image that I gave one day? “The Social Elevator”!


I'm fucking proud: go frame this scam for me, you make several copies, you make up a name that looks artistic and you sell it to me.
They like to show me that they have a lot of money and are willing to buy shit.
Do you know what all that means?
Don't answer me, it's rhetorical: it means that you want to show me that you are made of the same flesh as me... that's cute!
In any case, it always feels good to see your children want to be like you.
Where is this stupid son of mine anyway?
Is he in the process of liberalizing trade, making science flourish so that it religiousizes thought and preparing for digital capitalism?

When will the last phase of the crisis be?


... mmm... that's good that's good...
Ah I forgot: for the third world war, we have to create civil wars almost everywhere so that people are disgusted with their own State. They will naturally end up wanting a Global State.
Tell the gardener so he can tell the UN or any of these shits... we're going to space this out temporally... no, the last one was a mess that ended badly: the people almost stopped making war against each other, do you realize?!
Fortunately we had communism to have a good Cold War and to prepare the ground in which we are now.
There, we will rather invest ourselves in local wars here and there.
Is it possible to have chips on this planet?!
Okay, come on, hurry up.
Wait, wait, come back... don't forget to push hard on everything that is entertainment, art and eugenics.
Come on, run.
Wait, wait come back... open your hand... there you go... you will put this Chewing Gum on Ebay. I don't know, you tell them it was Benjamin Franklin who chewed it etc... you get over it.
Come on, move.
Wait, wait come back...I'm kidding! Where is your sense of humor?
Get out of here ! ".

*02 February 2024