...of a small remote planet in space. A planet similar to ours.
Very similar.
People similar to us lived there.
Very similar.
When the seventh day came, God did not rest.
God never rests.
He doesn't need it.
It's God.
On the seventh day, God realized that something was missing:
“Something! he shouted in his deep voice to Satan who woke up with a start.
-Eh ?!
It's not me ! Satan anticipated.
-A je-ne-sais-quoi ! repeated the divine.
-…
Ok.
Well I don’t know either.
How will I know if even you don't know.
Have you rested lately?
-I know ! God cut him off with his full voice.
-…
Ah…I’m happy for you.
–I'm going to create a world parallel to the one I just created!
-Another 7 days to create another world?
I really liked the 7 day week.
It's a good rhythm.
At 14 I find it a little too long.
No ?
-What are you talking about creature of darkness, creature of hell, creature of darkness.
How dare you defy my creation? God growled.
-If I had known that it was going to put you in this state...
-Silence!
-…
-The week will always be made up of 7 days.
The other world that I am going to create, I am going to create it from the original.
I'll do "copy and paste" and then that's it.
-As for Eve whom you created from…
-Yes, creature of all vices!
-Mmm… I like it when you talk to me like that!
Naughty you are !
-The only difference is that this world will play with that of humans.
Its purpose will be to imitate the human world but with cruder features.
In other words, the same individuals will live there as on Earth who will be inspired by humans to develop parallel and more amusing stories.
I will give them every means so that they can observe every action of their fellow man.
And I will take away all the means for humans to be able to discover the existence of their fellow man.
-A world that doesn't care about humans?
Nice concept!
I buy!
-Out of my sight, vulgar worm!
Return to filth and horror!
Go home!
-Yes Master.
Please excuse me.
-Get out !
-…
And while returning to hell, Satan grumbles a few insults that God could not discern because he was beginning his “copy and paste”.
-So I'll be able to have a little fun.
On the seventh day, God does not rest.
On the seventh day, God laughs at all this delicious mess to come.
LAFODA!
This is what I will call this world.”
We have succeeded in lifting the veil on this invisible world. Things actually happen there, made by individuals similar to ours who draw on the stories of our world to create one that entertains God. They are God's jesters. For us humans, we call these stories “fiction.” For them, these stories are the “news” that shape their world: A world completely subjugated to the tyranny of humor. Dramatic humor from God.
From this historical and exclusive discovery which calls everything into question, we therefore offer you this “fictional news” which takes root in our world and which ends up twisted, magnified and distorted in theirs: LAFODA.
*2012
